Pink Phone Sex

I love this song... hee hee. I wonder why... Some say it's bout masturabation... some say it's bout the twat... I say it's bout pink and my love obsession with it...

will someone wrap me in rubber?

Anyways... I got thier greatest hits album, or at least one of many... and I can't stop listening to this song. I dance around the room in my undies... singing it at the top of my lungs. It is definately my theme song!





Anyways... if you can't see the embedded video... you can check it out here... Phone Sex Princess Favorite Aersomith Song It truly does rock! I can't believe it came out so long ago... like 1997 and I never heard it... hmmm.

Phone Sex Frog

I seriously sound bad!


Ribit!



I sound like a toad. A very sexy toad. Today rocked... as it has never rocked before. I guess you guys really, really miss me. I actually quit taking calls about two hours ago, I didn't go to class again tonight, cause my voice is toast. I figured if I wanted hot phone sex for the rest of the week, I had better take care of my voice. I have that prepubescent boy thing going on right about now. You all said I sounded super hot today... but I thought I sounded like a deflating blow up doll. lol!

I want to do a scroll of all my kinky fetish phone sex calls on my front page, but I haven't figured out how to do it yet. Maybe I will smoogie my brother into figuring it out...if not maybe his boyfriend will. I really should be taking classes on building websites, but my plate is so full right now, it's not even funny. I really like having a life... lol. Thanksgiving I don't really have plans the day of, so I will be available for calls for most of it... but Friday and Saturday I will be booked. Friday I am celebrating Thanksgivings with Ken Dolls Family... they are a hoot... and then Saturday we are having a big party here with out friends. I am in charge of making the Cherry Cheesecake... nooo... Im not buying one... Im actually making it... from box... hee hee. Jello makes an excellent mix that I have mastered and it is going to rock the house!

I didn't get the tree up last night, so hopefully I will do it tonight... my pink tree... Thursday we are putting up the big tree... Ill try to get pictures of both. I already have a Christmas present on it's way to put under the pink tree...evil bastard sent it to me early to torment me longer. Won't tell me what's in it and forbid me to open it... how cruel is he? sheesh I'm gonna be a good girl, I promise. It won't be easy... grrr.

Been doing a lot of Vegas style role plays... like Imma hooker, or I lose all my money... stuff like that. Been doing phone sex fantasies that include Brenda... hubba hubba... you guys haven't even seen her and already like her as much as I do. I'm seriously craving some hardcore hold me down and fuck me scenerios as well... I betcha I get them like pretty soon.. hee hee. Isn't role play phone sex the best???


I have so much to do tomorrow... it's not even funny. I got tons of work that needs to be completed, on top of getting the house ready for the party, masturbating in my pink panties to mail off to the gentleman who paid me two hundred dollars to do so, being here for the man who's gonna blow my pipes... apparently you have to do it before it freezes or the water will build up and blow them for you... go figure. I also have to go to class tomorrow night... so I don't completely blow them off this weekend. I can't wait to decorate the house... it's gonna rock hard core. I have been making decorations for months... you know how craft I can be. I made wreaths last year, this year I just made like garland and stuff. I super duper love Christmas!

I may have got someone in trouble today. If your area code is 352, or your gf/wifes cell is 352.. then she called me and got all buck with me. I didn't tell her I was a phone sex operator...when she asked what kind of business I was, I told her that if she didn't know that, then she obviously has the wrong number...

Guys, you have to be careful with your Phone Sex calls with me. Erase me from your call logs after you do calls with me and hide your bills if you can for your cell phones... I try to hide it as much as possible, if wives have called in the past I say I am either a jewelers or a florist... but this one was really kinda mean, so I as mean back. I don't believe that having phone sex with me is cheating, Imma way to blow off steam... you don't touch me, I don't touch you... I just stimulate your mind a bit. But some women are pycho when it comes to anything sexual... which is sad... I love it when wives and girlfriends join in on our calls... so freaking hot.

Anyways... Im hopin to do one last Phone Sex call with my hot gambler guy before I go off to bed... hopefully he can call... I need a hard core fucking... I just hope I don't kill my voice totally... cause he tends to make me scream like the whore I am... he he.


I shall chat at you soon!

Las Vegas Rocked!

I won! Hands down, This Phone Sex princess is way naughtier than the Las Vegas strip. There may be topless girls in shows and girls dancing on tables to lure horn dogs into the casion's on every street corner, but it is nothing compared to the sexiness that is Brigitte Kelly... hee hee. That's cause, I am THE WONDER WHORE... insert cheesy super slut music here.

I had every intention of doing naughty Phone Sex in the room in Vegas, but my cell phone got no reception, none of the rooms did... which I think is illegal to have a block on it... but who knows. So, I only had porn and my imagination to keep me wet ALL WEEK LONG. Which means... I am not just playful right now, I am hyper horny... like super duper, fuck me now kinda horny. Like rip off my panties and pound me till I hurt horny. Get the point? Got it? Good! Now come and get me and let the fucking Phone Sex begin!

I did meet with the people I told you about and tho I do wish that I could tell you what is going on, I really can't yet. I have to go get me a lawyer to look over things and make sure I'm doing the right thing and who know's how long it's going to take, but the good news is I can start doing my interent radio show again as well as put up my comic strip. Both were holding off to see what was going to happen, but I got the green light... more cause they don't want people to lose interest in me... which is cool. I have lots of work to get done... lots and lots... I so need a clone of me. But I fear that if I ever did have a clone of me, I would just drop every thing and have sex with myself... and nothing would get done... also the reason I don't have a real doll of me... if I did, you guys probably wouldn't hear from me in like freaking forever.

Ok, so I started writing this journal a couple hours ago... and I have pleasantly been disrupted by calls... woo hoo! Mostly me dominating my fi-guys (financial domination) two to be exact. I got skillz, let me tell you. I should have dominated them before going to vegas... I could have used their wallets hard core... lol. There is a betty page store on the strip that I got one dress from... but could have dropped a cool grand shopping there if I had it. Lots of cool vintage dresses that I would love to have. The one I got is a 1950 sex kitten dress, falls on my shoulders and when I wear my water bra, a miracle happens... I have CLEAVAGE!

I could seriously spend mad cash there, with all the malls...man oh man. The miracle mile mall was cool, they had a build a bear there... and yes... I got the white tiger... you can only get it on the strip... and dressed it up as a show girl... pink and black... The build a bear is awesome there... love the cute lil gay boys working there! They rocked hard core! There is also a coyote that is only for Nevada and some of the other desert states that I want really bad... as well as the elvis outfit that you can only get on the strip. I hope to get it when I go back in May. They also tell me that there is an orca down in Orlando... that I don't have, but want like massively bad. If you are in orlando, or near orlando, or going to Orlando... and you get me the orca dressed in anything pink... I will give you an hour and a half call! Seriously... I want it bad. Actually, if you send me a completely dressed build a bear... panties and shoes too... I will give you the same deal. Send me the animal that is for your state... you have to ask... like mass is a lobster that I don't have yet. I know, Ill never grow up... but you know what? I don't have to! Send me the orca, and Ill throw in something special... lol.

I also got to see shows while I was there, but I will talk more about that with my Phone Sexradio show coming up. One was "Crazy Girls" which was way hot... and Im in love with Brenda... I've had Brenda ridden dreams since I watched her gyrate her hips and dance like it was no bodies business... oh man. She's got long blonde hair... I think, and a waist... seriously, it goes in at her waiste line and then out for her nicely formed hips and ass. I could watch her all day long! I wish I could find her online... that would rock, but I guess I will just have to go back to vegas to watch her perform again... oh brenda... sigh. The hotel they are in needs serious work, and I want to start a petition for them to bronze their fronts now... but the show... way awesome, way erotic, too much fun. Sit in the booth seats... mine was at the end of the catwalk... best seats in the house... hubba hubba.

Got my Christmas shopping almost done... lil things here and there... and I am good to go. I plan on sending out Christmas cards the day after Thanksgiving... so please, if you want a Christmas card, make sure you let me know... I won't send them out to you unless I have permission. Just email your Phone Sex delinquent at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I'll be all over it!

I got a pink Christmas tree, I am going to set it up tonight in my pink bedroom. My presents from my family will be put under the big tree in the living room. But any gifts from you, I will wrap, if they aren't already wrapped, in pink paper and stick them under the Christmas tree. If you send me a gift this year, and you don't want to wrap it... Ill just wrap it in the box sent it in... and stick it under the tree. Ill take pictures... hee hee... and post them in my blog... Oh, and because I love presents so much, anybody that sends a gift, gets a twenty minute free call with each gift they send... hee hee. I know, I know... I'm bribing for presents... but actually, it will be my gift back to you... hee hee. What better present than getting a hot Phone Sex Call in your stocking!

What do I want for Christmas?

1.Jim shore statues... Disney or Rudolp or the birds ones, or the orca
2.Multi hour long Phone Sex calls from you guys... way hot.
3.Build a bears!!!
4.Gift Certificates... VISA (the ones you get at the quickie stops) Target, Hilton Hotel, Betsy Johnson, MAC, Build a Bear, you guys know me...
5. Gifts relating to the area where you live... like hershy penn, chocolate... Miami... beach related stuff... etc.
6. Pay my bills... hee hee...
7. Send me a Christmas card
8. Make something for me.
9. Gift basket... have one made, or make it for me.
10. Your love! hee hee

So, willow likes to eat cat food. It's horrible for her hair, I have put the catfood far out of her reach, but she has a way of finding it. So, her hair is this horrible texture right now that gets matted up... and before I left, I had to cut most her hair off to get the mats that formed after I bathed her. I should have brushed her out before... but it was impossible. So, now I have to go find some outfits that will not only keep her warm... it's like in the twenties right now... but are also stylish.. hee hee. They have to have a whole in the back so I can hook the leash on her harness.

Well, it's taken me now almost seven hours to write this phone sex journal... woo hoo! You guys really miss me while I'm gone, eh? Well, I do have someone you can call if you can't get a hold of me now. I haven't talked to her or done a call with her, so if you do, let me know how she is... she sure sounds cute to me... but you can call... http://calldaddysgirlphonesex.com/

I am suppose to be at class tonight, but I don't feel like going. I think Im to... uh... excited... wet... horny... to concentrate on class... so I should be here most of the night! I hope to hear from you guys soon! Message me, call me... fuck the living daylights out of your Fetish Phone Sex princess!

MIA Phone Sex Princess

Whoah... Life is good, is it not? I mean... whoah! The past couple of weeks have just been a blur for me. Between school, dance classes and then the whole election thingy.... whoah. I am so sorry I wasn't here for you guy's every beck and call. I missed so many calls, it's not even funny. When I would get home, I tried to take as many as I could without wearing myself out totally, lol. Still, I did not get to them all.

The thing is, for a bit, I don't have a single day where I will be available ALL DAY for calls... like I used to be. I have found that happy medium between being the best Phone Sex operator out there and having an actual life. It's really paid off in my calls too... with the role play fantasies, I have been coming up with tons more ideas. Plus guys, I am happier, so I hope you are happier too... but fear not... I will not leave you totally hanging and the giving cold calls in the dark will cease. I have my google calendar updated with where I will be on a daily basis. I need to figure out if the times are all in my time zone or if they automatically switch to yours... lol.

My Calendar

Believe it or not, I am a lot more available than what I was... I was getting called into volunteer six to ten hours a day... so that left little time for this hot little Phone Sex Co-ed to play. Ill have a link up on the website so it's easy to access.

So... let me just say this... deep breath out.... YES! Thank you everybody who voted and for all who voted for Obama. I think he will be an awesome President, I read tons on him, and then found out some things that weren't ready available for me, like his participation in getting us to help Darfur... that was the deal cincher... and immediately started helping as much as I could. I think he is a great man, and will do great things. I think he can fix what Bushy has done... Less than two and a half months... and Bushmiester is out of the office... I say it again... YES!

I should be working really hard to get back on track with the Phone Sex Websites over the next couple of weeks... so keep checking back. My upcoming phone sex events should be updated tonight.

Thanks for being so patient with me lately... just proves to me that you will always love this Phone Sex hottie!

Talk to you Soon!

Brigitte
877-281-1531
The Wonder Whore

Phone Sex School Girl

I should have been in bed hours ago, but I can't sleep. I am so excited bout today... why do you ask?


Hee Hee...


It's my first day of school!

That's right, your phone sex sweet heart is officially a school girl again! I can't wait. I got my outfit picked out and ready to go. I got my cute pink argyle backpack, thank you heathstar, packed with all my school supplies and books... all pink and princessey. I have my hair and make up planned... as to look as cute as possible in case I have become so incredibly stupid in my break from college that I will need to flirt my way to A's.

I wish time would hurry up, can't I be in class already?

I had a wonderful weekend... I got a lot of sleep. Isn't that horrible. Actually, I was pretty exhausted... so I kept my pretty precious butt in bed for a few extra hours of shut eye. I kinda needed it. Most of you know, I don't get that much sleep, specially with clients in all the us time zones, not to mention my two callers from Europe. I don't mind it, I really enjoying talking to people from all over the place, just about every three weeks, my body crashes and I need to get some serious sleep. I probably slept to much today, which is another reason I am wide eyed and busy tailed at three in the am. I have to be up at 7.

For some reasons, I am having problems with my webhost, it's quite sluggish and a pain in the butt... but I do have new surprises for you fellows... some I think you will really like... some I really like. I have tons of new comics to put up, but can't get the layout right so they will fall in comic format... plus my phone sexradio show is coming back... a slightly different format for now... but still... it will be awesome! Once I launch what I want to launch, it will be whole new kind of phone sex awesomeness!

I think you phone sex cutie might be growing up, don't get me wrong... I will always look like a pre teen... my mother looks like shes barely 25... so I have good genes... and I will always be inlove with pink... but I kinda sorta have started collecting things that aren't pink... now... don't have a heart attack... they aren't princess related either. I saw these little statues that look like wood carvings with bavarianish details carved on them last christmas. I thought they were a little wierd but kinda cool. Then I saw them at Disneyworld, and then again while helping charlotte shop for her sister... she's a big disney fan. They are little statues done by Jim Shore, and you may have notice them start to appear on my wishlist cause now I am totally obsessed with em. Blame charlotte... she sent me this lil tinkerbell one... and what you can't see in the picture is that she has the wickedest lil face carved into her... and the pumpkin at her feet is actually an acorn.




I now how a dumbo one. Hee Hee... they aren't that expensive and they do more than just disney... so if you need help christmas shopping or birthday shopping... I can help you pick one out... uh... your favorite phone sex operator or friends and family. I love shopping and I am awesome at helping find gifts. I was thinking of offering up my services at christmas time cause I know how much you guys love shopping. If you can, I higly advice you get started now anyways... that way the pressure is off and you might actually enjoy the holiday season. Let's make this an awesome holiday season... shall we? I double dog dare you to get your shopping done before the end of October. I also double dog dare you to out do me in Halloween fun... you guys deserve to have fun again, no matter what your age... plus... have you seen all the slutty costumes the girls are wearing? If you haven't then you haven't gone out on Halloween for a long time. Anyways... I got my Christmas shopping started as well as started making my halloween costume for me as well as my roommates. Do I make you sick? Ahh... but you love me.

Anyways, my services for helping you chirstmas shop are steep... a jim shore statue... we can work out the details later... lol. I may evey give you a sample of my expertise with one family or friend...if you like what I suggest... then you can hire me... hee hee.

For those who care, your taboo phone sex mistress is wearing a cute lil strawberry shortcake short outfit that is meant to be a sleep outfit for kids... kids clothes are so much cheaper and I get to wear the cute stuff I want... hee hee. My hair is up in a knot on top of my head and I am freshly showered and lotioned.

Ok, it's now way way late... and I need my beauty sleep and brain sleep if I am ever going to pass my classes. You guys dream of me and all my phone sex hotness... hee hee.

Brigitte
www.thewonderwhore.com
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
877-281-1531

Phone Sex Sweetie

I love playing the virgin on my phone sex role play calls. I mean, I do do it well.. don't I? I know Mr. Seattle has popped that cherry numerous of times... hee hee. Not to mention quite a few men in America. Hee Hee It's fun to be innocent and willing, in a very naughty way.

I know I said I would be home today, and I do apologize, your phone sex princess got invited to a photo shoot one of her friends was doing in Boston, a non nude one guys... lol, and I went to see what it was like. The photographer was really really nice, answered a lot of my questions... and I think even made a pass at me. He was really shy, and quite, which I thought was odd, cause I guess he's a pretty big deal. My friend was all kinds of nervous on the way down there. But she looked hot, and if she gives me permission, Ill post the pics up here when they come out.

I really do love Boston, I know... Imma Seattle girl, always will be. But Boston just has so much history, and so much to do here. I am getting used to the people, and the guys with the Southie Accents that whistle when you walk by... I really didn't know guys still did that... lol. I am so glad, I uprooted and moved cross county... it was the best thing I think I have done in awhile... I mean, cept for becoming your phone sex dream kitten hee hee.

Before going down, I had brunch on Mainstreet. It's the thing most people do around here... kinda fun. Lots of snooty people, but I was with friends, so it really didn't matter. Main street here is really really quaint... I love shopping on mains treet... well, not really shopping spending money, but window shopping cause it can get quite pricey.

So, who in West Hollywood is clicking on my Site? Hmmm? Beverly Hills too? I mean, whats a girl gotta do to get a call from one of you checks up on me? And mr man from Cambridge... I see you clicking too? Hee Hee... least you could do is send me off an email if phone sex isn't your thing... lol. Have I mentioned how much I love google analytics lately... I like seeing places I have actually lived pop up in my data base... or places I have been to... Like Alemeda, CA, where my sister used to live and Puyallup, Wa where I used to hang out with friends. I get to cyber stalk my cyber stalkers... in a good way... hee hee.

Phone Sex Alert

I really do like you guys.

End Phone Sex Alert

I had a caller from Chicago in the Wee Hours of this morning... I think I talked his ear off... you know me, when I get chatty, I get really chatty and there is just no stopping me. I had a blast with him on his call, so hopefully he did to... to counter balance me in super talk mode... hee hee.

For those who care, your phone sex beauty is all ready for bed, yes... I know it's early, but I am one pooped puppy. I got on a pink lil itty biitty night gown that has matching panties, makes me feel like wendy darling from peter pan... hee hee. I sleep naked, but I like pajamas... go figure.

I shall catch up with you all tomorrow... Call me soon... and think naughty thoughts of me!

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
8772811531
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Bi Curious Phone Sex

I have to have sex with this woman. Do you see her hiney... granted that is all I have given you is her hiney, but ohhh... what a nice hiney it is...Why am I saying hiney? I wanna tap that ass. It's like two muffin tops, huddle together under her shorts... and I wanna bite it... ohhh hubba hubba. Yes, I am thinking bout fucking her when I am on calls doing bi phone sex fantasies with you guys. I want to see her naked, something fierce... I bet she is hot hot hot.

Yes, she is from the movie your phone sex princess went to last night, you might recognize her from scary movie... if I showed a picture of her front... hee hee... let's see what I can dig up...


I loved the movie... it's suppose to be one of those, so stupid it's hilarious movies... but I thought it rocked, I loved the music in it and I got to see Sarah, last years Play Mate of The Year... another girl, I would so desperately like to fuck. Maybe someone will help me in a phone sex role play as well as Hef, and the girls next door... woo hoo. I want Anna's wardrobe from the film too... almost everything pink... or hot... like me... neener neener. I had a blast last night, the girls and I got pretty tipsy, save our designated driver... and got hit on by guys coming out of the movie death race... so lame. They couldn't come up with a descent pick up line... asked if they could come back to our place... like we lived together... looking at us like we were lamb chops... blghh. Treat me like a girl, not something you want to deep dick and I am all yours... it's really that simple... lol.

I got home, got right into calls... whoah... was up till Six am my time with calls cause you all were just to hot and too horny for my kind of cuteness. I had one guy cum and tell me I was a mighty fine lil entrepreneur ... holy shit, I spelled that word right on the first try... what was I typing about? I am shocked, I can't type the difference between idle and idol... but I get that fucker out right on the first go... go me.. Maybe I am a phone sex entrepreneur after all. You guys are really digging all the work I put into this... makes me feel totally appreciated! (yes, I spelled it wrong the second time... the first time was just luck, had to fix it.)

I have had a ton of new callers.... so much fun... which is odd... I think you all book marked me from last week and called me this week, let me tell ya... cause traffics down a little on the sites... I figured cause we weren't voting... but I guess a lot of you stick my in your bookmark folders and pull me out when you need me... hee hee. I kinda like that. I wonder how many computers my lil phone sex web site is on. This lil Wonder Whore could be stuck in computers all across the world, hundreds and hundreds... hee hee.

I got up, round noon today and started back in on the calls... I tell you... I wish I could stay up 24/7 sometimes and just phone bone... why do I need to sleep? Sheesh... you guys really do rock it hard core... I know I say it all the time, but I LOVE MY JOB! Being a phone sex operator rocks.


For those who care, your lil phone sex hottie is wearing a super girl tshirt... kinda looks like a tatoo, and rather girly, and white shorty short shots... hee hee. Thats whay my brother's other calls them... he says I might as well not wear shorts they are so short... I told him he needs to not look at my hiney. I know, I have an awesome hiney huh, gee wiz... again with the hiney's... what gives? Did I run into pg land again? Sheesh... ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS CUNT... through in the pussy just for good measure... hee hee.

Well, it took me quite some time to write this entry, had a couple quick calls, in between... two sluts of mine that just wanted me to giggle at them... one called for small penis phone sex and the other cause he wanted loser phone sex.... I love my sluts, they make me laugh... hee hee.

I got to get back to work... I'll talk to you all later!
Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
Phone Sex With The Wonder Whore
877-281-1531
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